W: Thaks Jon, It's with great honor and dignification that we are...ah
da hell with it. I'm gone in seven months I don't have to talk all
president anymore. How is it hanging wise ass?
J: It's hanging quite well Mr. President. Let me ask you, as you are
winding down your second term as president, any thoughts? are you in a
reflective mood?
W: Hell no! I'm pump as shit. This is a goddamned victory lap. I just
won the Daytona 500 and now is time to do some smoky burnouts. It's
smoky burnout time in another words.
Do you know what is the first thing I'm going to do when I'm out of
here? I'm gonna crack a bud. Watch the Ranger's game and walk around my
house naked. Hell. I might rub one out!