Quotable Jon Stewart


Lynne Cheney  (Oct 11th, 2007)
 During the entire week Jon did not hide his disbelief that Lynne Cheney, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney and a Senior Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, will accept his invitation to come on the show. Dick Cheney is the subject of some of the harshest criticism on the TDS. When Jon  reports on Cheney he imitates his character and voice by portraying him as an actual incarnation of the Penguin, the aristocratic powermonger comics supervillain from the Batman series. Recently, Cheney known love for secrecy is the subject of a segment called "You don't know Dick". For the special visit of Lynne, the segment had an exagerated portrayal of Dick as a wonderful loving man. Lynne showed a sense of humor in relation to Jon's perception of her husband by giving him as a present a Darth Vader figure. They had the following exchange at the beginning of the interview:

Cheney: "It's a especial present for you. It's an old family heirloom"
Jon: "Is there a microphone in it?"
Cheney: "No, but it's signed at the bottom"
Jon: "really?"
Cheney: "in invisible ink".
Jon: "It's lovely. Thank you. I'll keep that..."
Cheney:"as a nice reminder".
Jon: "Yes!"

Highlights:
Jon: "For instance, when Wolf Blitzer brought up to your husband, things about your daughter, grand children, focusing on the family and the issues that they have with gay marrige, when John Kerry brought it up in the debates and you came out and said 'hey, you are not a good man'. So I always wonder, is it appropriate to talk to you guys about it?. Because the President of the US did go on the lawn of the White House and said 'I want a Constitutional amendment defining marriage as an union between a man and a woman. Why is not
appropriate to ask about it?"
Cheney: "Well I think we try to mantain...I don't quote Hillary Clinton often, but she talked about a zone of privacy for Chelsea and I think that even adult children deserve that zone of privacy. But on the other hand Dick has made some of the best statements on the subject that I know off. In the 2000 debate with Joe Liberman, when he was asked about gay marriage, he said 'this is a free country and people ought to be able to enter into the relationships they want. Freedom means freedom for everyone. I think that is pretty much the bottom line.
Jon:"Could he said to the President, 'hey man, how about not going into the lawn and saying that'. Richard Nixon was in a prime position to open up the door of America to China, because he had been a bona fide communist fighter. Your husband has the ear of any conservative  organization. He is a hero to them and yet he is the father of somebody who is hurt by them."

Jon:"So you disagree vehemently with the Republicans when they say that gay marriage  should be [banned] in the Constitution?"
Cheney:"I think that the idea of an amendment opposing gay marriage is wrong and I have said so publicly."
Jon:"All right. I appreciate that."

Jon:" You are not your husband, so it's not fair to challenge you on things that aren't you"

Jon:"You didn't have to come and do this and I really appreciate it...if you do see your husband, because we don't know how much time his spends in the man size safe, please tell him that we would love to have him on...and...no! forget that! but you, we were delighted to have."


 

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